[Darrell]

The other night I was taking out the garbage and I heard this thumping sound. I walked to the front yard and saw what appeared to be a coffin coming up the road. I watched for a minute and the coffin kept coming. Soon I realized it was coming towards ME! I began running toward my house and it came after me. I tripped over a rock and it almost got me. I ran toward the front door and it pursued me. I got out my keys and was having difficulty putting the key in the door because I was shaking so much. Finally, at the last possible second, I got the key in the door and unlocked it. The coffin was about to charge inside when I reached for my bottle of Nyquil and threw it at the coffin. The "coffin" stopped.

Darrell 8)