Bring one of those plastic liquid-filled shapes that people freeze to keep their drinks cold without using ice. You can say you carry your own water cooler.
I love puns! Now I have to think of more office puns! Bring some files! (nail files, wood files, etc). and a brief case (a case filled with men's briefs).
If you have to wear a tie for work, wear more than one and write words like "love", "joy", "sorrow", etc. They're emotional ties!
Today, there was a ladder leaning on the wall near the elevator. I wanted to put a sign there: "Elevator is out of order, use ladder". I think it would have raised an eyebrow or two! :?
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