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Old 11-10-2006, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by SME
Here's a couple ideas that I wanted to share with you just to give you an idea what the cube farm is like in my area...
There was a business, had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!

And on his farm he had some cubes, E-I-E-I-O!

With a cube right here (point) and a cube right there (point), here a cube, there a cube, everywhere? A Cube, cube, cube, cube, cube, cube..... what's up with this place? BOOOOOOOOORIIIIIIIING!

Well, at least you're not squares.

At that business with the cubes, E-I-E-I-O!

And in these cubes they had a phone. Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring (around the rosey).

And on that phone there was a nuisance. Whine, whine, whine, whine, whine (gee, some wine sounds good about now - I never drink before noon, though).

With a gripe bout this, and then they ask bout that, how do I - get him off - the line - LEAVE ME ALONE!

Cuz in these cubes they had a phone, E-I-E-I-O.

Now, at your desk there are memos, E-I-E-I-O.

That say absolutely nothing (worthwhile), E-I-E-I-O.

To the trash, they go. To get burned, you know. Gee I need, a smoke or, some coffee, after this (it's SOOOOOOOOO stressful!)

Going to go take a break, E-I-E-I-OOOOOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!
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