"Dead or Alive" works well for any two clown types.
Both clowns are at opposite sides of the room, see each other, double or triple take, extend hand (as to shake) and approach each other. Miss the hand shake walking past each other. stop, look at hand, turn and repeat (3x).
At that point they return to each other center stage, stop short of shaking, facing each other, Clown 1 offers hand, but Clown 2 pulls back hand and instead raises his hat to Clown 1 (who is still extneding the hand as to shake). Now the Clown 1 pulls his hand back and raises his hat, at the same time Clown 2 sets his hat back on his head and extends his hand (as if to shake). Reapeat 3x always opposite of the other. hand out, hat up, hand out, hat up, etc.
Clown 1 now looses composure and simly stands there lifting his hat up and down repeatedly with a stupid look on his face (really fast as if wildly confused)
Clown 2 stomps on Clown 1's foot to make him stop.
Clown 1 then hops up and down a short while. Regains composure and then smacks Clown 2 across the face causing Clown 2's hat to fall to the the ground.
Clown 2 is now very upset and after recovering from the slap, points to his hat laying on the floor and demands Clown 1 retrieve it.
Clown 1 walks over, bends down (hat must be in the right vacinity) exposing his behind to Clown 2.
It's too tempting...so, Clown 2 kicks Clown 1 in the behind as Clown 1 grabs the hat.
Now Clown 1 chases Clown 2 off the stage.
There, I hope that helps.
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