[Chuckles The Clown]

Recently I took a large rubber fish , got a rat trap from the hardware store &
removed the trigger bar off the trap & painted the trap red. I "trapped" the tail of the fish, placed it on a borrowed a plate from the restuarant, and told the customers "THE SPECIAL OF THE DAY WAS RED SNAPPER". Went over great.

"I'm BOARD, anybody got a saw?"