Stuff it with rags??? Fill it with water??? Shove a balloon inside it and blow it up???
My Gawd man, Don't torture that poor thing. What you have is one of the BEST/Greatest comedy elements of ALL TIME. Show it some respect.
There are 2 things that are guaranteed to put a smile on a person's face,,,one being a RED nose and the other,,,,the Rubber Chicken. A Whoopee Cushion is high in the ranks I'm sure but we won't go there.
"Blow Up A Balloon In It?"? Why, I oughta,,,,,,
(I never thought of that one before) =O)
Honestly, Everyone loves a rubber chicken.
Have fun with it (Mine's name is TRIGGER)
~Southwest Sam
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