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Old 04-24-2007, 05:43 PM
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Produce it.

Starting at the toes, roll the chicken up as tightly and compactly as possible and then put a rubber band around it. Keep it in your pocket, and when the moment is right, put it in your hand and slip the band off. Concealing the chicken in your hand.....
.....This is how I do it. Find someone well dressed, and pretty straight laced. Comment about their nice suit, vest, what ever. Then; reach into the coat, to look at the lining, note, ASK permission! Thrust the hand in containing the chicken, and then unroll it, and produce the chicken. Maybe ask if the have any mashed potatoes in their pocket...
It works for me. its also a great thing to produce from any thing. Magic trick, Take it on your next service call and pull it out of the top of the spinet. They'll NEVER see it coming.....

Good luck.
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