Hey, I got one,,,,
Scruffy said "PRODUCE" It and I thought 'Chicken ain't in the produce aisle at the grocery'.
SO,,,,why not hold it up high and recite your favorite poem (like Mary Had A Little Lamb). Have the kids recite it with you and tell 'em y'er rubber chicken loves Poultry (Poetry).
Ok, so that was pretty 'FOWL'.
Palm a superball in your hand and act as if y'er chicken is choking. Ask, "What's the matter Charlie? Hair Ball?", then let the superball drop and bounce away and say, "Nope, looks like it was just a "FOWL BALL".
OK,,,,OK,,,,,I'll quit before they get that Officer O'Hare fella at Scruffy's house out after me. I'll simply end with a couple Chicken jokes......
Why'd the Rubber Chicken cross the road???
He wanted to STRETCH his legs
Why'd the Cow cross the road???
'cause it was the Chicken's day off
Why'd the bubblegum cross the road???
'cause it was stuck to the chicken's foot
What did the chicken do when she saw a bucket of fried chicken?
She kicked the bucket!
Keep A Shine On Y'er Spurs!
~Southwest Sam
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