IMMIGRATION REFORM AND THE CHICKEN:
Now that the chicken is on our side of thw road we should not ask how he got here. Nor should we send him back. I vote to create a path towards legalization for said chicken.
NASA:
We were not aware that our chicken was planning on crossing the road. All our psychological testing indicated that the chicken was content where it was. We have relieved the chicken of all duties and it will undergo more testing so that we can avoid this problem in the future.
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