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Old 10-10-2007, 09:27 PM
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Just a couple of ideas:

Instead of a train on the dress. the bride could attach a toy train on a pull string to the back of the gown.


Take giant Styrofoam wreath forms and paint them gold. Use them as the wedding bands on the ring bearers pillow.

Have the minister deliver the ceremony in the same voice Peter Cook used as the Vicar in the movie "The Princess Bride".

I wouldn't mess with the actual ceremony Per See; After all it is a real wedding

Have a kazoo ensemble play the wedding march and the bridal chorus.

Have the groomsman deliver the groom to the front of the church Ala hannibal lechter.... As in strapped to a hand cart. Without the mask. "Come on guys, I was only kidding. I won't run off again. I promise..."

Just food for thought.
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