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Originally Posted by jeff137
So, what do I have to do in order for my user name to be changed to Patches?
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First, fill out this form in triplicate and have it notarized. Then fill out this questionnaire in quadruplicate and have one signed by your doctor, one by your grammar school principal, one by your grandmother, and one by your friendly neighborhood hobo. Then pay a $100 fee; only Monopoly money or other funny money accepted here by the Bozonian Central Bank. Then, get this card stamped, your hand stamped, and your forehead stamped with your new name, and get 20 2x2 and 8 8 1/2x11 photos taken. Wait in line, turn in the photos, and sign away your rights and submit to a background check. Later that night, tiny ninjas will invade your house, check out all the chocolate you've got in the background and confiscate it. If your chocolate is satisfactory your request will be approved.
