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Old 11-25-2007, 04:24 PM
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My first story is the basic. "I don't always pay attention but I really like magic. Do you guys like magic? Well I know this really good magician and he is trying to teach me a few things, but I get so excited that I, well sometimes I miss something important. Do you guys always pay attention to your Mommies and Daddies and do exactly what they say? Well he asked me to run upstairs and cut three pieces of magic rope... Zoom... I was off, and I didn't hear him say they all needed to be the same size. Are these the same size? Well they are close aren't they? No? He didn't think so either. I got the scissors and I was just going to cut them all the size of the short one but he said STOP!!! you can't just waste magic rope! It's expensive and special. Do you think money grows on trees? Have you ever heard someone say that? So then I tried to stretch them but have you ever tried to stretch a piece of rope? Finally he took the ropes from me and said he was going to show me once more how to fix ropes when they were the wrong size...."
Well that is the basic intro, come to think of it I use that intro or a variation of it for most versions of P.N. even if the rest of the story changes. I'll try and post another story later tonight.
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