You could wander around with a loooong peice of parchment and a "quill" pen (read big feather) and try and loudly write the gettysburg adress. Use lots of puns, and malaprops, and keep correcting yourself or say absurd things and going "wait thats not write" thorw in commercials and sponserships in the middle of it and so on and on and on.
The problem you are going to run into is whether to be Abe Lincoln or a clown disguised as Abe Lincoln. If the second, then just have alot of fun and be silly with it. You could make up little known facts from my life, about a pet arrdvark, or your incredible ping-pong skills.
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Paboberto
Formerly Snugglesnort
"Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit." -- Aristotle
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