[Jolly Well]

This past summer I did a street festival on my velocity stilts..

In short - it was hot, I was drinking a lot of lemonade... and will all the bouncing and jumping and such.. my bladder began screaming for mercy...

So I take off towards the nearest port-a-john in a single bound! - ok, it was a few bounds - but the velocity stilts made it a quick run! Without having the time I enter into the little green box still strapped into stilts (tight fit)

I didn't think anything of it, but when I exited - there was a little old lady next in line who freaked out from the giant exiting the port-a-john. She turned pale and almost started running - kinda funny kinda freaky - the last thing you want as an entertainer is to give a potential employer a heart attack...