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I usually ask how old they are...

how old are you - 5
25 WOW...You don't look that old...You must have a driver's license...do you think you could take me to McDonalds later for a giraffe burger...It just goes on and on...

or here's my favorite...

What's your name...John...or Ashley (whatever their name is)...WOW! That's such a cool name..can I borrow it...? I'll give it back in about an hour...but if someone asks me what my name is I'd like to be able to tell them its Ashley...You can use my name for a little while if you like...They get a kick out of this...

But I know I'm getting old...when that kids comes up to me later...and says See ya later Ashley...and it totally goes over my head...



I was substitute teaching yesterday and had a 2nd grade class...We were reading a story about a tiger that eats people...

So I ask...has anyone here ever been eaten by a tiger...it kinda left them perplexed...okay...how many of you have ever eaten a tiger...

If I do animal tricks...I ask what sound a cow makes, what sound a dog makes...chicken...frog...so forth and so on until I ask what sound the giraffe makes...