Jokes That You Can Tell In Church
from Donald H. Brandon Fl.
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran, she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord don't let me be late!"
While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed her self off, and started running again! As she ran she again began to pray "Dear Lord don't let me late...But please don't shove me either!"
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Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
Roger Miller
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