My neighbor has a dog with no legs. I asked him what he named him - he
said he didn't name him 'cause if you call him, he can't come.
He does know a couple of tricks - stay and roll over.
Every day, he gets the leash out and takes the dog out for a drag.
But now he has a wheelbarrow for the dog, and takes him out every day
in that.
But my neighbor said that was going to stop - the other day the dog got
after a cat and like to run my neighbor to death!
Bada-bing
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