[sirlaffalot]

Thought I might try to start a new thread (if there isn't one already) of the infamamous battle of the sexes jokes. Starting with this one.

A Birthday Wish

A happily married couple was getting ready for bed one night, As the husband was getting undressed his wife was standing before the mirror. He casually asked her what she wanted for her birthday which was a couple of weeks away. Still looking at the mirror she sighs and says "Oh, I'd just like to be six again."

Two weeks later on the morning of her birthday he woke his wife up and had a bowl of Fruit Loops waiting for her. Then he took her to a carnival that was near their town. They had a great time laughing, riding the rides, eating hot dogs and cotten candy; while watching the clowns. Then the man took his wife to the movies where they had a large tub of popcorn and some candy. After the movie the woman's husband took her to the local pizza place where they shared a pizza and some lemonaid.

Later that evening as the exausted couple was getting ready for bed, the husband said to his wife. "Happy Birthday Dear, How'd it feel to be six again?" The man's wife looked at him with a puzzled look for a moment, then said "You dummy. I ment my dress size."

Moral of this story. Even when men listen, they still get it wrong.