How to handle a husband:
My wife and I were celebrating our golden anniversary on the beaches of Montego Bay, Jamaica. Our domestic tranquility has long been the talk of the town. People will say, "what a peaceful loving couple."
A local newspaper reporter was inquiring to our secret for a long happy marriage.
I replied, "it dates back to our honeymoon at the Grand Canyon in Arizona"
While visiting we took a trip to the bottom of the canyon by horseback. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife quietly looked down at the animal and said "thats once", we hadn't gone too far and the horse stumbled again, and again my wife looked at the animal and said "thats twice"
We hadn't gone a half of amile and the horse stumbled for the third time, my wife quietly dismounted the animal, removed a pistol from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I shouted at her! "Whats wrong with you, why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you crazy?"
She looked at ME and quietly said, "thats once"
and...from that moment...we've lived happily ever after.
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Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet.
Roger Miller
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