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Old 03-25-2008, 12:22 PM
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A couple from the train lines which I like are:

"Mind the gap."

In Chicago, we actually have a Britishesque sign at one subway stop which reads "Way Out."

But the absolute best are these spoofs from a woman who is the "Voice of the British Underground." She did a series of spoofs, for which she got fired recently:

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