Quick One Liners (from around the web)
"These are neat kids, did you rent 'em for the night from Rent-a -kid?"
"So tell me little girl, what are you studying in elementary school? Diesel engine repair?"
"What do you guys do for a living? I just quit my job at the fire hydrant factory because I could never find a parking space."
Silly things to get a laugh:
When a little kid tells me they're in, for instance, third grade, I'll always say "Really? third grade was the toughest 4 years of my life!"
"I just got out of a twelve step rehab program... I was hooked on phonics."
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