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Old 03-31-2008, 06:07 PM
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Default Scottish Joke

Hi! I'm not a clown although I have been accused on many occasions. Anyway... here is my favourite joke (that I can share). It is Scottish and most often it goes Whoosh over people's head. This I find funnier partially because of the confused look I get when I tell it. If you are going to tell it, try telling it in a Scotish accent. So..... a man goes into a Baker Shop and asks "Is that a Donut or a Meringue?" (pronounced Merang) to which the Baker states; "No... You are right enough... It's a Donut!!"

Explanation: "Is that a Donut or a Meringue ("Or am ah wrang?" read as "Or am I wrong?")
"No... you are right enough (correct)... It's a Donut!!!"
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