Lifes little questions
1 Why do we press harder on the remote when we know the batteries are weak
2 Why doesnt glue stick to the bottle
3 Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets
4 How do those dead bugs get in those enclosed light fixtures
5 Is there a day when mattresses are not on sale
6 In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer when we complained about the heat
7 Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp
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