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Old 04-11-2008, 08:15 AM
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Default God's treasure box

I wrote this basically for a vent routine, but later Flower and I have done it as a clown skit.

props needed one decorated box with a large mirror inside.

We tend to adlib this one so I leave you to fill in the lines and make it your own.

two clowns on stage, one playing with close box c1, other clown comes out c2

c2 what ya got?
c1 it's my treasure box. I just love it. I reminds me of God's greatest treaure.
c2, oh treasure I love treasure, can I see, let me see...
c1 no, you got to guess
c2 I know I know it's a.... million dollars
c1 now why would God treasure a million dollars, he has everything
c2 i know I know it's a hummer
c1 are you nuts a hummer wouldn't fit in here and besides God's everywhere what would he need with a hummer.
c2 to look Cool.
c1 crazy, I'll give you a hint. God treasure and love this so much he sent his son to die for it
c2 Oh NOW I know, Aunt Sally's Apple pie, every one say's it's to Die for.
C1 no, Do yo want to see God's Greatest Treasure.

C1 opens the box and shows it to C2
C2 responses, ..But that's me
c1 then shows the audience
c1 yes it's you and every one else we are all God's greastest Treasure, He loved us so much he sent his only son to die for us so we could have eternal life.

Feel free to use and make it your own if you like it.
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