Gender-Specific Driving Etiquette
A woman is driving at night on a narrow country road..
At the same time a man is driving in the opposite direction
on that same road.
When they narrowly pass each other at high speed, the woman rolls down her window and loudly shouts - HORSE!
Immediately the man shouts back - WITCH!
The man laughs. He is proud to have reacted so quickly to the shouting woman and takes the next turn in the road, maintaining his speed.
Moral of the story:
Men never listen, and when they do,
they don't understand one word a
woman says.