In my honest opinion, the best knock-knock joke ever comes from Jeff Dunham and his Achmed the dead terrorist puppet. Or maybe my sense of humor is a little strange, I don't know.
"Knock-knock"
"Who's there?"
"Me, I kill you."
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Remember that, kid. Write it down on your hand if you don't trust your head.
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