I use to have a crazy chemisty teacher who would get very involved in what he was writing on the board.
What if, once you are told VBS is not today, you start almost franticly writing on the board while you explain your theory. Creat a problem and line of logic that is long enought to be funny while writing it in a formula syle. Eventually have the answer equal the date of VBS (I suspect that is your goal in the anouncment) thus proving you ARE in the right place. End it with being veery pleased with yourself and smiling at the person who told you you were there on the wrong day. That person could calmly and slowly say all that is true but today is_________. Shock...check your clander...take to audiance...take to calander...take to audiance with the realization you arre in the wrong place at the wrong time. Deflated and dissapointed appoligeticly retrive your marker board and slink off the stage.
I would think your formula wound have things like John 3:16, the time of VBS, ths siren test of the local fire dept., and other info you want to mention combined with local nonsense.
|