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Old 04-24-2008, 03:26 PM
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Originally Posted by applegirl View Post
I'm in my 30's now, I haven't gotten the makeup aisle shoplift stare for a while- but in my 20's I always did. I am indecisive, I like to compare, I like to find the best value for what I want. So I'll pick up the brown eyeshadows from every brand, look at prices, ingredients, net wieghts of all of them, if brown eyeshadow is what I want- compare, and take my time. The makeup aisle is ALWAYS watched, it's not just watched when a teenager walks in; I imagine even grannies get a look, but it's easier for a person to think they can intimidate teenagers, and it's easier to suspect them also, I think- but I don't know why, really.
Just think about how it makes a straight, male, clown feel when 5 store employees come to hang around a few feet away in direct view while he hopelessly tries to figure out what kind of mascara would be right for him.
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