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Old 04-26-2008, 05:51 PM
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The sleepless nights,
the daily fights
the quick toboggan when you reach the heights
I miss the kisses and I miss the bites
I wish I were in love again!

The broken dates,
the endless waits,
the lovely loving and the hateful hates,
the conversations with the flying plates
I wish I were in love again!

No more pain
no more strain
now I'm sane but ...
I would rather be gaga!
The pulled-out fur
of cat and cur
the fine mismating of a him and her
I've learned my lesson, but I wish I were
in love again!

The furtive sigh
the blackened eye,
the words "I'll love you till the day I die"
the self-deception the believes the lie
I wish I were in love again!

When love congeals
it soon reveals
the faint aroma of performing seals
the double-crossing of a pair of heels.
I wish I were in love again!

No more care
no despair
I'm all there now
But I'd rather be punch-drunk!
Believe me sir
I much prefer
the classic battle of a him and her.
I don't like quiet and
I wish I were in love again!
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Last edited by tim; 04-26-2008 at 08:14 PM.
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