[Christopher Clown]

I sea that we are back to more of those fishy puns...

I knew a old man who went to his doctor for a checkup... His wife sat impatiently in the waiting room... after his visit she went in to ask the Dr. what the diagnosis was, knowing that her husband wouldn't remember every detail...

The Dr. said, "Your Husband is approaching the golden years of his life.... He needs to play Golf any time he wants, he needs you to cook three square meals a day, he needs you to just lay a big kiss on him any time you feel like it, he needs you to give him foot and back rubs, he needs you to give him the remote control and let him turn it to any channel he wants. He just needs some TLC."

She looked at the Dr. and said ... "Ok... If you think thats best.".

She wandered back out into the waiting room, got her husband, and got in the car.

Once they were in the car He looked at her and said, "Well what did the Dr. tell ya"...

She said. "You're gonna die."