I guess I'll start by sharing an "injured while clowning" tale.
I was face-painting at a corporate picnic in rural Kentucky. The kids dared me to ride the mechanical bull, and, of course, I didn't wanna look like a weenie-clown! Besides, it looked so easy on "Urban Cowboy!"
Well, I lasted all of 6 seconds before I was tossed like a rag doll. Ouch! My butt ached for a week or two, but, other than that, I sustained no injuries -- other than a bruised ego.
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