[Calavera]

JB, I think that is a wise place to start. If you want some constructive criticism, I would think that something along the idea of SnuggleSnort's story advice would be better.

Beware, guys...this is where I get mushy.

The idea of a clown is about one of the best things to ever happen to this world. They spread laughter and joy, even to grumps like me. I'll be a big girl, drop my pride and admit then when a clown walks in a room, I can't help but smile.

To be a clown is to do a noble thing. It signifies that you want to bring joy to the world and give happiness where it is not usually found. This can sometimes be a difficult task, because clowns have been viciously slandered by the media in unfair portrayals.

To be a clown also requires unique talents that must be practiced and polished to perfection. It's not called the "art of clowning" for nothing, you know. The wondrous thing about the art of clowning is that they are still seen as goofy characters, even with all the talent that they have. That just goes to show how talented they really are, because it's no easy task to put on a marvelous show filled with antics that a good chunk of your audience couldn't do if their lives depended on it, and still make them laugh. While we're at it, how easy do you think it is to make people laugh and stare in wonderment in one sitting?

Now that I've made myself look like a bleeding heart instead of the controversial tough gal (yeah right) that I am, I'll say one more thing.

If you really want to know why I feel the way I do, then stick around this forum and talk to some of the wonderful clowns here. You won't regret it, I promise.