On the off chance that someone does not know, many things clown related like makeup and nose putty disolve very easily with mineral oil / baby oil / baby shampoo.
* Baby Oil is Mineral Oil in a more expensive package (and probably with perfume?)
* Seemingly most Baby Shampoo also contains some baby oil so if you need something less greasy for removing makeup, try that instead.
* Removing clown makeup with Mineral Oil is easy, painless, and takes just a couple minutes. Pour some oil in your hands then rub it all over your face -- the makeup will turn into a gray sludge. Just wipe it off with a towel and you're done. For reds you might need to repeat. When you're finished launder the towel (just slide it into the regular wash without telling your wife), and your finished!
