..."Say, does anyone have the instructions for this thing?"
"Sorry, I gotta make the next payment before they show me the rest of the trick."
"Pay no attention to the trick that just backfired on me..."
"Pay no attention to the clown that just blew it."
"Hmmm, Maybe I should have kept my day job in the emergency room...."
"Any body got a different Magic trick I can borrow?"
Those are just a few Remember, that you are a clown. You are pretending to be what you aren't. A suave, smooth , and cultured magician.
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you. But If you fart, then you stand alone."
joey Bishop
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