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Old 05-06-2008, 12:12 PM
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Originally Posted by stitches View Post
Another time, I used the wrong deck of cards. I thought the kid had the 7 of diamonds. I had a 3 1/2 of diamonds in my pocket (7 divided by 2). When I told the kid to divide his card by two, he said 5 of spades! oops! I just grabbed the correct deck and started over.
I might have shown the card in my pocket, said, "No, that's wrong, 3.5 of diamonds. I was always bad at math! So spade me."
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