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Michael James, April 26, 12:24 pm, 8lbs.6oz., 21.5 inches
Is that diaper rash?
Why would anyone pay attention to what a diaper says anyway?
How bad is the diaper rash?
Well, the diaper looks fine, but little Mikey's butt sure is red.
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Hello, all-
I thought I was being tasteful and humble by announcing my new one in the subject line of a message in the great- pun off thread...
But it turns out I was being too shy with my news.
So here he is, our new little clown!
Michael "Mikey" James, born on Saturday, April 26, 2008, 8 pounds and 6 ounces, 21.5 inches long...
He's a generally low- maintenance (some might say "perfect") baby, and will make cute squeaky noises for a while if he's hungry and uncomfortable, rarely escalating to a full- out cry- and even then, it's not the angry cry I've heard from some other babies- his cry is pretty cute, I think. He's had his days and nights figured out from the start (but then, his brother and sister are noisy all day long, who could forget?) - and is gradually spending a little more time alert after each feeding during the day, each day... His belly button stump fell off yesterday, and I swear he smiles at me even though that's not technically said to be possible yet. He's cuddly- he loves to be held and rocked- but not too demanding, he'll settle for time in the swing, swaddled in a warm blanket, if that's how it has to be...