[Harpoetta]: We are in West Des Moines.
[Pickles]: Rainbow, I feel the same way, but I have to learn how to pump with my left arm, because I can't have just one burly arm!!
[Willace-the-Clown]: hey azzy
[Finito]: HHAHAHAHA
[azzy]: hi sillyfaces!
[Squiggles]: we had a guy come to our clown alley once and he blew up 6 balloons at once with his mouth
[Gladman]: Hey Azz
[Miss Petunia]: good night all
[Pickles]: Howdy, Azzy!
[Harpoetta]: hey Azzy
[Pickles]: Good night, Petunia!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: awww....half a Popeye never hurt anyone Pickles!
[Gladman]: Night M P
[Fitzwilly]: It is called practice Pickles. Everyone always said I had enough hot air to be a politician. But I wanted to be respected so I became a clown.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: nite Petunia
[Harpoetta]: night Petunia
[Scruffy]: Hey Azzy, how goes the new sight?
[Pickles]: I wish you wouldn't have said "Popeye," Rainbow. Now I'm thinking about fried chicken.
[Finito]: well allright, gang...i'm gonna go watch vampire movies.
[Scruffy]: Nite Carrie, sleep well.
[Fitzwilly]: Night Carrie. Hello Azzy.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: who was it squiggles?
[Jamz]: how can you tell a kid not to put it in their mouth if you do it
[azzy]: It's going.. slowly, scruffy

I've been neglecting a few things, really busy this week
[Fitzwilly]: Which ones Finito?
[Gladman]: I have to leave. I'll catch it on the rerun
[Finito]: have a great night all
[Scruffy]: I am watching the remake of king kong.
[Pickles]: That's true, Jamz, but it's still cool to watch.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: what about the pies????
[pixcoco]: I can blow them up but it messes up my make up. I like the electric so I can spiral and strech things
[Squiggles]: i cant remember his name its been years
[pixcoco]: that is a good point jamz
[Rainbow D. Clown]: where you from?
[Pickles]: When kids accuse me of cheating with the balloon pump, I tell them the story about the clown with REALLY stinky breath who blew them up without a pump. When her balloon poodle popped...PEEEEW!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: John the balloon man did that when he came and taught at my kids camp
[Squiggles]: lol
[Scruffy]: I'll br borrowing that one pickles.
[Pickles]: Go ahead!
[Jamz]: Jimmy Leo and a guy from france had a contest at twist and shout in 2000 and they each blew up 24 at one time
[Squiggles]: maybe that was him i cant remember i wanna say it was maybe bob tho
[Kwayzee the Clown]: I think a lot of parent apreciate clowns that use a pump nowadays
[Fitzwilly]: Pickles, that is a great line!
[Squiggles]: he said what he does alot of times is start the balloons with a pump and just blows the tip up and then it stetches them enough that they can be blown up with your mouth and so thats how he does it alot of times and dont have to take the pump and people think hes awesome then cuz they cant do it
[Rainbow D. Clown]: John was cool when he did it, then he blew it up with his nose.....think about that if it pops Pickles!
[Willace-the-Clown]: looks at all of us in here the buffet table will be empty tonight
[MrSillyandSerious]: mouth inflating has a certain flair to it but with the pumps that inflate in one stroke or electric ones I think its a good alternative
[Squiggles]: yea well u need to be careful doing that with your mouth because you can collapse a lung doing that
[pixcoco]: If a parent wants to challange me I give them one and I take one and we race
[MrSillyandSerious]: I still use a hand pump but I want something that adds that flair
[Pickles]: I need to go to bed, but I really don't think I can sleep without a pie. Hmmm. Is Perkins open 24 hours?
[Pickles]: Rainbow, do you have pies in your hosue right now?
[Fitzwilly]: Night Pickles. Get in touch and we will talk.
[Willace-the-Clown]: I use a pump cuz if i tryed blowing up with my mouth id pass out of my head would blow up
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Yep
[Pickles]: OOo, gross, Rainbow, I just read your line about the nose!
[MrSillyandSerious]: thats one nice thing, there is some information out there about the correct and not correct way to mouth inflate
[Squiggles]: me too willace
[Willace-the-Clown]: no pickles i dont think it is but walmart is & they sell pie
[Rainbow D. Clown]: When Im accused of cheating I tell them there are 3 reasons why I use a pump...
[CheckerZ]: I'll talk to everyone later
[Fitzwilly]: Night Check
[Pickles]: Okay, Everybody. Time to get those night-stalking children to bed and then follow suit.
[pixcoco]: I tell them I am smarter than I look
[Squiggles]: good night
[Jamz]: I have a lemon pie in the fridge
[Rainbow D. Clown]: One is that you never want to mess with a clowns make up (I do a glamorous flip of the hair)
[Harpoetta]: night Check
[Markie]: perkins burned down pickles here
[Pickles]: Nice.
[Markie]: u still have one lucky
[Rainbow D. Clown]: 2 is that I like my germs and I don't want to share them with you...
[Markie]: a week ago they burned
[MrSillyandSerious]: i like # 2
[Pickles]: Sad, Markie. No pie for you tonight.
[Scruffy]: k
[Pickles]: lol, Ranibow.
[Markie]:
Montana's News Station - Fair. Accurate. To the Point. -Fire Chief: Kalispell restaurant a total loss
[Willace-the-Clown]: so Squiggles how you been since we last talked
[Rainbow D. Clown]: 3 is that the truth of the matter is that balloons are a chocking hazard and I would never do anything that I wouldn't want a child to do, so I don't inflate by mouth.....
[Squiggles]: great thank u
[Pickles]: Very good.
[Pickles]: Now I can go to bed. Have I been here five minutes yet? lol
[MrSillyandSerious]: plus it really hurts the cheeks lol
[Rainbow D. Clown]: then I tell tem that that's just a glamourous reason to cover up the fact that I cant do it!!!
[Scruffy]: those are great rainbow.
[Pickles]: Bye everybody.
[MrSillyandSerious]: lol rain
[pixcoco]: night pickles
[Scruffy]: I usually hold up a hand and say Anybody want Clown Spit? Any takers?
[Pickles]: Help! Kitten on the keyboard!!!
[Squiggles]: good night pickles
[pixcoco]: lol
[Pickles]: \\\\\\*
[Markie]: nicht pickles
[MrSillyandSerious]: lol
[Pickles]: Toodles. It's so hard to say goodbye. I go thru this every Thursday.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Pickles... times up!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Nitey Nite
[azzy]: my kitten has been getting litter stuck between my keys
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: meow
[Markie]: at least u have a kitten
[Rainbow D. Clown]: thanks scruffy!
[azzy]: yep, she's dinner tomorrow night
[pixcoco]: Is that a new kitten pickles
[Willace-the-Clown]: need a push out of the room Pickles
[Squiggles]: she left willace
[Rainbow D. Clown]: brb
[Jamz]: good night everyone got an early day tomorrow
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: maybe the kitten closed her window
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: night Jamz
[Squiggles]: fitzwily...so happy hearts alley isnt around anymore huh? does where u are at have a alley?
[Willace-the-Clown]: i seen
[Scruffy]: Well, I need to call it a night. Take it easy everbody.
[Squiggles]: good night scruffy
[Markie]: gOODNIGHt ScruffY
[Rainbow D. Clown]: k, I'm back
[Fitzwilly]: I started the Hoosier Clown Alley her in Mishawaka. We don't have a regular meeting night because we are small and all friends we pick a time when a couple can get together and do so.
[Fitzwilly]: Night Scruffy. Talk to you soon.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: G-Nite Scruffy!
[Fitzwilly]: Welcome Wowza.
[Wowza]: Hey all....Again
[Willace-the-Clown]: WB Wowza
[Wowza]: Howdy, Fitz
[Wowza]: Thanks, Willace
[Bookworm]: I had to reset my IPOD touch today
[azzy]: bye Scruffy
[Squiggles]: ahhh...how many is small
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Fitz....do you live in Mishawaka just cuz it 's fun to say???
[Wowza]: Sounds like a town Fozzie Bear could learn to love....Wakka wakka wakka
[Harpoetta]: hey Wowza
[Wowza]: Hey Harpoetta
[Fitzwilly]: It is a great name isn't it. Every time I have to give my address over the phone I have to spell it out because it just kind of stops people in their tracks.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Put a little Tae Kwan Do spin on it and it's really fun!
[Bookworm]: That is the same thing as my last name
[Squiggles]: i used to live on bootjack road in rolling prairie...people were always like...what? when i told them that
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Tae Kwan do is your last name?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: or Mishawaka?
[Fitzwilly]: Well there are about half a dozen clowns maybe more in the area.
[Fitzwilly]: BRB
[Bookworm]: Nop but it's german and no one can spell it or pronounce it
[Rainbow D. Clown]: better than Hi jack road
[Rainbow D. Clown]: tell us and I'll see if I can spell it for you...
[Wowza]: LOL
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Or ....I could tell you if I pronounce it right...
[Rainbow D. Clown]: hey!!!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: where'd he go???
[Willace-the-Clown]: 11:00PM EST
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I was having fun!
[Wowza]: Hey Fitz....Other than balloon-animals.com, you know where I can find good Spider-dude instructions?
[Willace-the-Clown]: Book worm is not liked by the door
[Squiggles]: u chased him away...he dont wanna be found out
[Harpoetta]: Fred Baisch says "hi", he finally go off the phone.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: but c'mon! you gotta admit....it was getting ready to be fun!
[Fitzwilly]: Phone call. I'm back.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: yea!!!!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I chased off wormy
[Fitzwilly]: Wowza - are you looking for a quick Spider or a really cool spider?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: you missed it
[MrSillyandSerious]: Wowza what in particular are you looking for? simpler?
[Squiggles]: hi back hows the front
[Willace-the-Clown]: no Rainbow Bookworm getsbooted alot
[Fitzwilly]: Blame it on the computer.
[Fitzwilly]: Even better (in the dark)
[Wowza]: Looking for a good spiderman. Like the one on balloon-animals.com, but with easier to follow instructions. He loses me on the belt part.
[MrSillyandSerious]: i heard fire fox and this chat dont like each other
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Oh c'mon Willace....let me think I've got a little bit of power, will ya?
[Fitzwilly]: Wait a minute - that could be construed wrong. Sorry
[Markie]: mrsilly, i think it's tabbed browsing
[Markie]: i use safari and if i have the chat in a tab it kicks me
[Markie]: if its its own window its fine
[Harpoetta]: I haven't had too many problems with Fire fox in the chat room.
[Willace-the-Clown]: OHHHHHHH WISE & POWERFUL RAINBOW
[Rainbow D. Clown]: oopppps!
[MrSillyandSerious]: cool thanks Markie
[Rainbow D. Clown]: LOL
[azzy]: Firefox is fine, in a tab or without
[azzy]: on windows at least
[Rainbow D. Clown]: yea, Harpo, it's all the clowns in the chat room that's the problem
[Fitzwilly]: I will have to go to balloon animals and check it out. Ken Stillman has two DVDs out for creating superheros and they are both well worth the money. At first you may think that many of the characters are similar, and on the first disk they are but it opens up a whole new world for impressing people.
[Wowza]: How goes the new site, Azzy?
[Markie]: i use OS X so i dunno about anything on windows
[Squiggles]: so fitz how many more clowns would u think u would need to start an alley
[Wowza]: Thanks, Fitz.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I'm an honarary member of the Hoosier Clown Alley!
[MrSillyandSerious]: hmmm, i dont know I was using it earlier and kept getting booted, rollie pollie told me to switch to IE and its been fine
[Squiggles]: where do u find those dvds
[MrSillyandSerious]: I will second that Fitz
[MrSillyandSerious]: t myers
[Squiggles]: so u from indiana rainbow
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Wowza, I do a simple design, but it's hard to explain. I've never put my recipies in words, just pinch here and lock twist there.....does that work for ya?
[Fitzwilly]: Well I think we have enough, we just have never had that critical mass where we have actual set meetings. We are friends and so the get togethers have been jams and conversation.
[Wowza]: I've seen some simple ones, Rainbow. Looking for more pizzazz at the moment.
[Squiggles]: o
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I'm 7 min from IN in IL
[Fitzwilly]: If you and your husband let me know when you are available I will put out the word and we can get a few others together.
[Wowza]: Howdy Snugglesnort
[Fitzwilly]: Morning SS.
[Squiggles]: when i was in the michigan city one we started with about 8 and now they have like 30 i think
[Rainbow D. Clown]: What, you don't think I can pizazz with simple?
[Markie]: hi snuggles
[Snugglesnort]: hey
[Harpoetta]: hey SS
[Rainbow D. Clown]: It can be simple to do and still wow. Why I oughta.....
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: hi Snu
[Snugglesnort]: hi alll
[Wowza]: I'm sure you can, Rainbow. Just looking for more pizzazz in the design.
[Squiggles]: :usa:God bless All these clowns!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Howdy Snuggle
[Snugglesnort]: lots of people here
[Snugglesnort]: not to be too obvious
[Fitzwilly]: How many balloons are you using in the one you donow Wowza?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: K....mine's not pizazzy enough....sigh....I know you've never seen it....but....ok...if you say so....
[Wowza]: Two. The one on balloon-animals is three.
[Wowza]: More....super hero-ish.
[Periwinkle]: hey guys
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Wowza!!! 3!!! Mine is 5....ok, never mind!
[Wowza]: Hi Periwinkle.
[Willace-the-Clown]: shhhhhh no one tell princess she has a new crown
[Fitzwilly]: Welcome Perri!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Hi Peri!
[Fitzwilly]: Princess, I like your fancy new crown!!!!
[Harpoetta]: hey peri
[Willace-the-Clown]: i like pepperoni
[Wowza]: Okay, I'm outta here. Good night, all.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: It's sparkly! I love the sparkly!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Nite Wowza! See, that's fun to say too!
[Periwinkle]: did you guys have your PAPA JOHNS pizza????????
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Let me know if you want my 3ft tall spiderman
[Periwinkle]: 23 cents
[Fitzwilly]: Night Wowza.
[Willace-the-Clown]: nope i haven't had pizza for a while
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: I'm such a geek, I always order Papa John's online
[Rainbow D. Clown]: mmmmm Pizza PIE
[Willace-the-Clown]: i eat at papa Johns & Pizza hut & Domanos
[Fitzwilly]: Papa John's is GOOD pizza!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Fitz...I don't think he thought I had it in me to be pizazzy!!
[Bookworm]: none up here
[MrSillyandSerious]: WB bookworm
[Periwinkle]: i stood in line for abut 3 hrs today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Bookworm]: why
[pixcoco]: for what...pizza?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: No papa johns close to here. Worked Pizza hut way too long to crave it
[Rainbow D. Clown]: 3 hrs for pizza? that'll work up an appetite
[Fitzwilly]: He will learn.
[Periwinkle]: yeah,,no i dont like papa johsn, but the kids do....something with Lebron James, cry baby, with the caves..and papa john was aplogizing to cleve. ..for sponsoring the other team or something
[Willace-the-Clown]: Know what would be the gratest Pizza in the world
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: I don't like Pizza Hut or Dominos... only Papa John's or local places. We have great pizza on Staten Island
[Markie]: papa johns is pretty good
[Periwinkle]: so a one topping pizzza was 23 cents..
[Markie]: i like pizza hut better
[Rainbow D. Clown]: lol....i was just joking with him anyway...although I do do a 3 ft tall supper hero, think I got it from something Ken stillman posted on BHQ. Love using the hearts...mine turned out to look like the mr. Incredible dude
[Snugglesnort]: we had a amazing local pizza place back home..
[Willace-the-Clown]: a pizza with Chicken Duck Turkey bacon & Shrimp
[Markie]: cuz pizza hut does cheese in the crust
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Willace...ewwwww
[Bookworm]: i second that
[Markie]: i like hawaiian barbeque pizza
[MrSillyandSerious]: that could catch on Willace
[Markie]: from mckenzie river
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: that's just too much, Willace
[Markie]: it's barbeque sauce, cheese, bacon, and pineapple
[Willace-the-Clown]: Rainbow why is it ewwwwww
[Rainbow D. Clown]: We have a local family here from Sicily Dimaggio's....yummmy!
[Willace-the-Clown]: no its not Princess
[Rainbow D. Clown]: sounds fowl to me!!
[Periwinkle]: im looking for a good mom and pop shope..cant find the taste im looking for......
[Bookworm]: lol
[MrSillyandSerious]: fowl and fishy :up:
[Rainbow D. Clown]: and kinda on the small side
[Markie]: the best pizza i've ever had was at this mormon family's house that they made
[Willace-the-Clown]: I like Birds Bacon & Shrimp
[Markie]: mormons are good cooks lol
[Periwinkle]: i make veggie pizza,,,,,crescent rollls, cream cheese, veegigies, and cheese.......mmmmmmmmmmmmm
[Periwinkle]: im mkaing some next week for my birthday.\
[Rainbow D. Clown]: so.....you like it when small pigs fly?
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: I just don't think shrimp goes well with poultry... and though I like duck, I think it wouldn't go well with tomato sauce
[Markie]: i met these mormon missionaries and we met every week at a different family's house for dinner and to talk about religion lol it was interesting
[Markie]: cuz they weren't anything like peeps say they are
[Markie]: they were super-friendly and nice
[Markie]: tho i dont think they're right on some very key issues
[MrSillyandSerious]: yea might be better in alfrreado sauce
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Dessert Pizza!!!! Cresent rolls....cream cheese and sugar spread, then fruit yum!
[pixcoco]: but it is not for us to judge
[Periwinkle]: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im in
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I love CiCi's white spinach pizza
[pixcoco]: ok why do you guys always start talking food at this time of night
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: sounds good Rainbow
[pixcoco]: now I'm HUNGRY
[Rainbow D. Clown]: LOL! We've talkied about food all night!
[Periwinkle]: guess whos hungry....................................:roll:
[MrSillyandSerious]: cuz it takes munchies to keep going?
[Fitzwilly]: BRB
[Willace-the-Clown]: I been to CiCi's but i haven't eatten there
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Pies, Pizza, even pickles!
[mirabelle]: im hungry lol
[Rainbow D. Clown]: oh, yea, she's gone
[Bookworm]: hi Mr. Dazle
[Harpoetta]: hey RD
[Mr. Dazzle]: Hi Again... I got booted earlier.
[MrSillyandSerious]: did you clown there Willace?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Hi RD
[pixcoco]: hi rd
[Periwinkle]: papa johns,,,made over 300 pizzas per hour..............
[Rainbow D. Clown]: good stuff willace ya gotta try it
[Willace-the-Clown]: Yes one & a half Birthday PArtys
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Peri, like at one shop?
[Mr. Dazzle]: Hi Azzy, Bookworm, Fitz, Katie, Dottie, Markie, Mirabelle, Mr.Silly, peri, coco, Rainbow, Snuggle, princess, Will, and Lolly.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Mamma Mia! (Slapping forehead)
[pixcoco]: oh boy...I got to go. My eyes are to tired to read
[Periwinkle]: YELP!!!!!!!!!! in cleveland all over ohio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Lolly Plop]: Hi RD and everyone
[MrSillyandSerious]: I wondered if they were corporate, or franchise, thought it might be a nice kid place to work
[pixcoco]: see you on down the road
[Periwinkle]: hey mr dazzle
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Hi Lolly!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Nice chattin w/u Pix
[Rainbow D. Clown]: sorry, coco
[Lolly Plop]: good night pix hi rainbow
[Mr. Dazzle]: night coco
[Rainbow D. Clown]: RD, whatcha whistlin?
[Mr. Dazzle]: not dixie...
[Rainbow D. Clown]: lol
[Rainbow D. Clown]: So, wormy....you never taught me your last name
[Mr. Dazzle]: although I think Whistlin Dixie would make a cute clown name.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I wanna see if I can spell it
[Rainbow D. Clown]: yep that'd be cool
[mirabelle]: lol
[Bookworm]: it mean "keeper of the yew " in german
[Bookworm]: there is a hint
[Fitzwilly]: Hey RD, Hey Lolly
[Lolly Plop]: hey fitz
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Barnyard???
[Mr. Dazzle]: Hi Fitz
[Bookworm]: no
[Rainbow D. Clown]: ok...Barnyardenstien
[The_Princess_of_Bozonia]: have t go finish something, night all
[Rainbow D. Clown]: nite princess
[Mr. Dazzle]: Keeper of the Jews eh?? .... So your last name is Bookworm Hitler.
[Lolly Plop]: night princess
[Bookworm]: not even close. It's obscure
[Lolly Plop]: Rumplestiltskin?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: that's a big word for a widdle clown like me....
[Rainbow D. Clown]: obskewer.....
[Bookworm]: no
[Bookworm]: Yew as in Yew tree
[Willace-the-Clown]: your a Widdle clown
[Rainbow D. Clown]: lets see, goat on a stickenstein
[Rainbow D. Clown]: ohhhh, i thought it was ewe...told you I'm trying to spell
[Fitzwilly]: If Rollie Pollie was around here tonight I'll bet he could figure it out.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Willace....uh...yea, lets go with that
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Ok.....nurseryenstein
[Lolly Plop]: Isn't a yew a sheep?
[Bookworm]: a trre
[Bookworm]: tree
[Fitzwilly]: That would be ewe for a lady sheep.
[Fitzwilly]: Trebeckistan
[Rainbow D. Clown]: orchard keeperenstein?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Alex???
[Lolly Plop]: Oh yellow bellied sap sucker
[Bookworm]: just give up your never going to get it
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I never give up! I'm a Rainbow! I have no end!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: (I wish)
[Bookworm]: you
[Bookworm]: will
[Bookworm]: nerver
[mirabelle]: hugs everyone night
[Bookworm]: get
[Rainbow D. Clown]: c'mon, I wanna see if I can spell it
[Bookworm]: it
[Mr. Dazzle]: Trebeckistan... thats the country where "Jepoardy" was created right
[Rainbow D. Clown]: what's it start with?
[Lolly Plop]: probley not the only german I rember after two years of German are curse words
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I'm german...
[MrSillyandSerious]: you can spell it, it starts with an i and ends with a t
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I think...
[Mr. Dazzle]: Sprecken ze Dutcshe? (sp??) NEIN!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: maybe part labrador too
[Fitzwilly]: Mirabelle - you were quiet tonight. I forgot you were still on here or I would have, well... would have something.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: bless you!!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: couldn't spell kazunheit
[Mr. Dazzle]: HAHA
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I waved at her. I think she ignored me. I get that alot
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Dang! I did it again!
[Lolly Plop]: I remember one phrase that isn't a curse. Were ist den das da druben? Who's your friend over there?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: give a man an inch.....and he thinks he's a ......
[Mr. Dazzle]: Leiderhosen.
[Harpoetta]: wb Bookworm
[Bookworm]: Never say that word. It cost me a spelling bee title
[Mr. Dazzle]: Brautwurst, pretzle,
[Snugglesnort]: what "that word?"
[Mr. Dazzle]: daushaund
[Rainbow D. Clown]: he didn't say it...can you spell it now??
[Bookworm]: Leiderhosen
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I can!!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I
[Rainbow D. Clown]: T
[Rainbow D. Clown]: yep, there's a litre of hose in the garage
[Fitzwilly]: Is that for stealing gas from the neighbor's car?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Lolly! come back
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Shhhhhh
[Snugglesnort]: a little nose entarage?
[Markie]: a liter of hose?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: litre hose in
[Bookworm]: why do i even bother
[Markie]: how can u have a liter (a measure of volume) of hose (an item natually measured linearly)
[Snugglesnort]: some spittle froze in the mirage?
[Rainbow D. Clown]: because I'm Rainbow!!!!
[Fitzwilly]: It is a hose used for steling a litre of gas from the neighbor's car.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: not sure wormy, but I'm glad you do, cuz I'm having fun!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: yea! Fitz wins the pie
[Fitzwilly]: Too much nutmeg in the pies Rainbow.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: WB lolly, and next time, please don't forget your hall pass! Thank you!
[Fitzwilly]: It is having a rather halucnigenic effect on the conversation.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Dude, I'm full of vinegar tonight!
[Mr. Dazzle]: I guess its time to throw some pies around... I'm completly out of fruitcakes to throw.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: well.....c'mon don't leave that line open for me RD....I see plenty of fruitcakes here
[Fitzwilly]: Did you know that Malcome X used Nutmeg to get high while he was in jail? Although a side effect is severe nausa.
[Snugglesnort]: still nothing to sneeze at
[Rainbow D. Clown]: No way? R u sure he actually got high, or did he just get nauseted and didn't want to look the a dumby, so he said he was
[Mr. Dazzle]: The way I look at it this site is like one big fruit cake.... sweet with plenty of nuts
[Rainbow D. Clown]: lol snuggle
[Bookworm]: lol
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I'm the sweet one, you're all the nuts!
[Fitzwilly]: I don't remember the full story but it was something we studied when I was in a chemistry drug analisys and identification class in college.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: I called it it's mine
[MrSillyandSerious]: lol
[Rainbow D. Clown]: that's just crazy! nope, don't use nutmeg in my cream pies
[Rainbow D. Clown]: just in my BBQ sauce....no, I'm not hitting the sauce either
[Snugglesnort]: hitting the sauce could be a bit messy
[Snugglesnort]: and then there is all the broken glass
[Rainbow D. Clown]: not if i use a sponge mallet
[Snugglesnort]: but that wouldnt be any fun, it would soak.
[Rainbow D. Clown]: yea, but I'd get to hit stuff!!
[Fitzwilly]: Somebody had better warn Gallager!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: well guys and gals! I'm glad I've been able to grace you with my presence tonight, but I have to get up early and get hubby off to work then get started on them pies
[Snugglesnort]: I thought you said you weret hitting stuff
[Snugglesnort]: aw
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Now that had to be a great job! and he got paid to do it! love it!
[Rainbow D. Clown]: What, you gonna miss me?
[Fitzwilly]: Good night Rainbow. Nice talking to you. Get in touch and we'll talk.
[Snugglesnort]: yeah we had something going there
[Lolly Plop]: goodnight Rainbow
[Rainbow D. Clown]: Sure thing fitz, and snuggle I'll see if I can get a therapy session arranged for you! Just wait til next week grasshopper
[Bookworm]: night rainbow
[Rainbow D. Clown]: night all!
[Snugglesnort]: night!
[Mr. Dazzle]: Fitz... whats the best way to get black dots perfectly round in the middle of the bottom eyelid lining
[Snugglesnort]: pratice?
[MrSillyandSerious]: you can use the reinforcers, that they use for 3 ring binder paper
[Bookworm]: how do you do freckles with make-up
[Snugglesnort]: oo stencil it
[Fitzwilly]: One thing that works for me is a "China Marker" brand grease pencil. It is made for writing on glass or plastic and the like. The grease is fairly hard and you can loosen it up by rubbing a baby wipe around the tip. The grease is about 3/16 of an inch in diameter. If that is big enough I just place it where I want it and turn on the axis.
[Mr. Dazzle]: ahh interesting.
[Mr. Dazzle]: that was probably the thing I had the most trouble with for my whiteface look...
[Mr. Dazzle]: I do my freckles with an eyeliner pencil Bookworm
[Fitzwilly]: Vann - I would use a grease pencil or a brush and just make a real small dot.
[MrSillyandSerious]: oh silly me lol
[Willace-the-Clown]: 12:00AM EST
[Lolly Plop]: I use eyelinerpencil for freckles.
[Fitzwilly]: S&S you had a good idea. It works well for the pips on the mouth.
[Snugglesnort]: 100 pm korea time
[Bookworm]: 10:59 CST
[Fitzwilly]: I want some good Korean food.
[Snugglesnort]: there is lots of it here
[Lolly Plop]: Why are you in Korea SS?
[Fitzwilly]: The restaurants around here are good but I was spoiled by a really good cook a number of years ago.
[Snugglesnort]: I am teaching english at a mission school
[Snugglesnort]: right
[Snugglesnort]: they take their food seriously
[Fitzwilly]: He is on a secret mission from the government and he is pretending to be a clown teaching English.
[Snugglesnort]: and it is all very communal
[Lolly Plop]: Do you do much clowning or use it in classroom?
[Snugglesnort]: shhhhh... I am actually a english teacher on a mission from COIA pretending to work for the government
[Snugglesnort]: yes a lot
[Snugglesnort]: I have become really good at looking confused
[MrSillyandSerious]: what age SS?
[Snugglesnort]: from 4 years to... high school
[Fitzwilly]: Naked Gun meets Get Smart in the 21st Century.
[MrSillyandSerious]: your students
[Willace-the-Clown]: Snugglesnort is this the first time the teacher was the Class Clown
[Snugglesnort]: yeah
[Mr. Dazzle]: When I do ministry clowning I always say "I'm part of the Witness Protection Program." "My job is to witness and tell you all about my God and protector who sent his Son Jesus to die on the cross. So that by His grace and cleansing blood we can be saved and live with him in the Glories of Heaven."
[Snugglesnort]: "Dead poets society has runined a whole generation of teachers"
[Snugglesnort]: nice
[MrSillyandSerious]: I like it RD
[Mr. Dazzle]: Thank you ...
[Bookworm]: it
[Bookworm]: is cool
[Lolly Plop]: It must be nice3 for you guys to have such faith
[Harpoetta]: wb Fitz
[Mr. Dazzle]: Ministry Clowning was what turned me on to the idea of clowning...
[Fitzwilly]: My turn around the door.
[Lolly Plop]: Do you plan to be a minister?
[Mr. Dazzle]: No. But it is nice to get out and share Gods love with people.
[Mr. Dazzle]: I teach a Sunday School class and occasionaly play piano for my church.
[Fitzwilly]: I have seen Dottie's name on here all night but I haven't seen her post anything. Is she cleaning the house again?
[Lolly Plop]: You have a very full life for someone so young
[Mr. Dazzle]: I've got her chatting about miming lol
[Lolly Plop]: Is she a mi9me. She does look like one
[Fitzwilly]: She is typing without making a sound.
[Lolly Plop]: Sorry I keep typing numbers in my words
[Mr. Dazzle]: she once told me that "Dottie" is more of a mime than a clown.
[Harpoetta]: Willace leaves and no one says anything?
[Lolly Plop]: I'm waiting until he comes back
[Harpoetta]: wb Willace
[Willace-the-Clown]: thanks Katie
[Lolly Plop]: There he is wb Willace