Don't say cops don't have a sense of humor--
On my way to a gig and wearing full make-up, I was caught in a roadblock. By the time I pulled up beside the officer, I had my license and registration ready. He took them, looked them over, and then, with an absolutely straight face, said, "Man, you really had a bad day when they took this picture!" As he returned my stuff and waved me through, he turned and called to his partner, "Check out the clown in this car!" His partner, turning toward him and me, said, "You shouldn't talk about people....." and did a classic double take!
