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Old 05-17-2008, 10:58 AM
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Default Um, I Can't Make a Porcupine

What is your clowny response when you get a request for a balloon you don't know how to make?

Yesterday kids wanted bald eagles and cows (can't do either), and I once had a child request a porcupine.

Obviously, I don't want to say "I don't know how to do that one."

What are your clowny reponses to this?

Some that I've heard before are:
  • I don't make porcupines on Saturdays
  • How 'bout a porcupine's wiener dog?
  • I wasn't at clown school the day they taught porcupines.
Also, Fitz, can you show me how to make a balloon porcupine?
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