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Originally Posted by Chance Marmalade
I heard a good heckler response yesterday. Someone in the audience yelled at the performer and the performer responded:
"Get your own show dude! I don't come into your job and take the fries out of your hands!"
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I've also heard: "Listen, I don't come down to your job, knock the gas pump out of your hand, and tell you how to do your job."