A few years ago, I went out with some friends where there was a band playing. While the band was taking a break, I walked across the dance floor to go get some coffee, and as I was returning to my seat, as I approached the center of the dance floor, I felt something under my feet and looked down and something was dragging under my feet. I picked it up and held it up to see what it was ... it was a pair of pantihose that had clung to the inside of my jeans in the dryer.
Since the band was on break, the dance floor was empty and I was standing there holding my pantihose up. Of course, everyone saw it and started laughing. I think my friends were more embarrassed than I was ... I just made a joke and said, "and for my NEXT trick ... watch me pull a rabbit out of a hat." It was still my most embarrassing moment.
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Nettie Belle
A/K/A Blondie
"Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind"
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