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Old 06-03-2008, 07:05 PM
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my friend e-mailed me a list of 10 funny jokes and this will be the last one so i can let people read my jokes. once a few people start posting, then i'll do a few more


i think this next joke has to do with perception
3 friends die in a car accident and they go to an orientation in heaven. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are talking about you, what would you like them to say?

The first guy says,"I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say ... Look, He's Moving!
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