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Old 06-04-2008, 12:52 AM
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A electric train is moving west at 45 mph. The wind is blowing south at 25 miles an hour. Which way is the smoke blowing?

What you you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?

You dig a hole 5 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 10 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?

How is a raven like a writing desk?
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