06-04-2008, 01:47 AM
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Grand Poobah of Clowning
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Snugglesnort
A electric train is moving west at 45 mph. The wind is blowing south at 25 miles an hour. Which way is the smoke blowing?
What you you add to a bucket full of water to make it lighter?
You dig a hole 5 feet long, 3 feet wide, and 10 feet deep. How much dirt is in the hole?
How is a raven like a writing desk?
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- There's no smoke from an electric train.
- A hole.
- There's no dirt in the hole.
- This is Lewis Carrol's famous unanswered riddle from Alice in Wonderland. I've seen lots of answers, but my favorite is, "Because Poe wrote on both of them."
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