I took the liberty to edit our on going saga
"I couldn't believe they were blue. But they cheered-up when Snap, Crackle and Pop Showed up with some milk and with the banana man with his chiquita bananas, his dancing mascot, and featuring Charo Cha Cha Cha!! Short and Sassy (what a chassie) played with Lassie's skin and bones. Lassie is as skinny as a stick slid under door and hidden, along with some other sticks and stones.
After all, stones gather no moss except when picking up speed rolling down the mountain towards a raging river flowing with wine from the vine. The river became a grape. So then the three sweet clowns named Ape, Beaglebeagle, and the Purple Avenger struck again!
"Help! Mighty Mouse is stuck in quicksand," they were heard to say!
"Throw a rope! Not both ends!!!!! Not fast enough" (music gets more intense)
"Have no fear, UnderDog is near!" (Batman's cave is so cluttered with holy, hard sale junk, he can’t respond to the Bat transponder.)
"Egads! The Joker with another wild card."*Biff***Bam***Crash***
"Holy fist-ta-cuffs Batman! Bird Plane Superman is here too! Where's that kryptonite?" Hmmm, let me check the Periodic table.
"Oh! Good Job! You caught the slob. Clean up the mess. This is a job for bionic-maid!
"Elementary, my dear Watson." Signed, Sherlock.
Was this story forged under a spreading, chestnut tree when the superheroes decided to play strip poker and Rubberman lost?
Hey, he stretched his hand and tried to cheat and was caught empty-handed with no Aces. He had no sleeves on his costume, because last week he entered a monestary and took off his shirt...for good!
A vow of no silence is golden opportunity to stretch out and eat bon-bons C'est si bon-bons. But instead Rubberman ate a MacDonald's Happy Meal.
Then for no good reason the five sisters, Robble, Robble, Robble, Weeble, and Wobble all fell down on the bon-bons. What a mess!!!!
Willace then shouted, "Get a mop!!! Clean-up, Aisle Five!!!!!!!!!"
"Clean it yourself Willace, or you're Fired!" answered the soft spoken Princess.
"You'll get second chance? of course, yet it may be too much to ask of you."
It was actually Bob’s job. What About Bob? Can't find him... Bob sweeps up and Bob sweeps down! He's a Hobo taking baby steps
Doctor Leo Marvin movie "What about Bob?" and Bill Murray/Richard Dreyfus Movie "Baby steps is a treatment method"," both prescribed a cure vacation for Doctor Apples and for Bob. (music begins,"Bobb, Bobb, Bobb......Bobb Bobb a_ran.)
(Dang! I never can get an apple!) Bob Bob a-ran down the street to the trains.
"Djah say brains?" he was heard to say
No Bob, he said trains, or planes, or automobiles' brains and robots.
Oh! So now we have artificial intelligence from Frankenstein to the White House. Have we created a monster?
Bob's girl, Mabel, lost Bob's apples when falling from a tree. She was knocked unconscious til nearly nine minutes past noon. She drempt that she awoke whistlin Dixie in a hot air balloon, with a baboon eating Bob's apples. So she began reading a treasure map. looking for the X mark, the spot where the buried homemade banana bread was fermenting nicely. (crazy dream)
Later, Mabel came along with 100 ripe red tomatoes. Her plan was to sell them to poor Bob for half cent each.
Bob thought, "Hmmmmmmmm, What fun I could have thowing these tomatoes at all the silly young baboons eating my apples nearby."