Alright, I have a good one:
A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are on a desert island. The low tide comes in and they see the mainland about a mile away. The brunette jumps into the water hastily, swims as fast as she can, and reaches the mainland. Bolstered with confidence, the red head jumps in, swims at a paced rate, and makes it too. The blonde jumps in as well, swims halfway there, and then swims back.
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