[Suzie Qzie]

Anyone have any one liners or short stories from the misunderstanding point of view of a child? Being a mother of 2 I have some, but one of my favorites came from my oldest daughter ( at the time about 1 1/2 and the only child) Her room was completely in shambles, toys just covered every inch of her floor. I said "Hunter what did you do?" (as if it wasn't obvious) she said, "not me", so I said, "So who did it then." she said, "mommy" (I found it interesting that I don't recall having dementia as of yet, but if I did would I recall it anyway?) At any rate I said ,"Hunter are you lyin'?" She simply replied,"RRRROOOOOAAARRRR"