---here's one for all you football fans---
So a guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first NFL football game. They had great seats right behind the bench. After the game, he asked his blonde girlfriend if she had a good time. She replied, “Oh, I really liked it, but I just don't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, the dude asked, "What on earth do you mean?" "Well, I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!"