[Jolly Well]

I was at a festival years ago. It was a "regional burn" (basically a mini version of Burning Man), where some festival goers partake of alcohol and drugs.

A tiny woman (maybe five and a half feet) was evidently hallucinating or maybe just wasted on something else - I've no idea. Anyway, she begins to yell at the group I was in and I made the mistake of trying to calm her down....

Next thing I know, I have five foot five of fury rushing towards me! She jumps towards me where I catch her. A moment later I feel a sharp pain in my chest where she is biting me. I push her away and feel a agonizing burn sensation.

We get seperated and I realize the right side of my chest is covered in blood. Upon examination, I find that she bit my nipple off. Fortunately, it was able to be sutured back in place.

Today, it has a minor deformity by way of a scar that kind of makes my nipple look like a smiley face.