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Old 07-14-2008, 10:31 AM
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I am a very fair skinned person, blame my heavy Irish heritage for that one. Yesterday, my father, myself, my kid brother and my soon-to-be stepmother and stepbrother took a trip down to St. Augustine beach for a few hours.
Knowing my intolerance for sunlight, I slathered myself with SPF 50 and enjoyed my stay. It turns out that I had neglected one part of my anatomy...my nose. It's not as cute as it sounds, trust me. Instead of looking like Rudolph, I have an ugly, red splotch right in the middle of my face.

After our trip to the beach, we head to St. Augustine itself to have lunch and buy overpriced crap at tourist traps. My soon-to-be stepbrother is a very large boy and he is also very clumsy. Inevitably, he stumbles, bumps into me as I'm reading a sign on the side of an old brick building, and my nose goes right onto said side of brick building. This adds ugly scratches to my ugly, red splotch...not to mention that it also adds to the pain.

Thanks to Covergirl, I can hide it. On the other hand, Covergirl most certainly does not take away the burning sensation right in the middle of my face.

It's not technically an injury, but it still hurts like hell!
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